Hello everyone on the summy south coast !! - my first post. I put this question to another forum and quite frankly I was dissapointed with the results - so i'm sure we can do better. "Many years ago we tried to come up with rhyming slang for players names which were supposed to show a characteristic about the player. For anyone old enough to remember things like - 'He speaks really clearly' - Peter Beardsley 'He looks like a girl' - Keith Curle and off course - 'Oh heck Srnicek'. To attempt to bring it more up to date heres a few suggestions - 'His knees a bowin' - Michael Owen 'not marking tight' or 'z z z z z zat Knight' - Zat Knight 'Mis-spelt once more' - Agbonlawhore A couple of the better suggestions from the ave-it.net forum - 'Eats his lunch twice' - Sam Aladyce 'Is this mike on ???' - Big fat Ron 'What aThriller' - Kenny Miller 'Wish he would go' - Shevchenko 'Noble is break my leg' - Alexandr Hleb - Please add your suggestions - (and be careful about Nicky Hunt).

Intersting subject, had my house mate and I trying to figure some out over breakfast. 

The only one we came up with was "My shot's gone bent" for David Nugent, but its a friday afternoon I'm sure my work crowd will enjoy this one.

Jen

Remember this is a family forum !!!! I'm still chuckling

"Long range nailer" for Matty Taylor.

And one a bit topical, "Headbutt Blues" for Richard Hughes